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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Sun, 27 May 2012 14:48:20 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>Journal</title><subtitle>Journal</subtitle><id>http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/atom.xml"/><updated>2012-05-26T19:46:31Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>Yes</title><category term="Wow Factor"/><id>http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/26/yes.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/26/yes.html"/><author><name>Kris</name></author><published>2012-05-26T19:45:54Z</published><updated>2012-05-26T19:45:54Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes a little silliness and corniness - is just what is needed.</p>
<p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5_v7QrIW0zY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>The Weekly Muse</title><category term="Weekly Muse"/><id>http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/26/the-weekly-muse.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/26/the-weekly-muse.html"/><author><name>Kris</name></author><published>2012-05-26T14:46:41Z</published><updated>2012-05-26T14:46:41Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>I've been staring at this blank space for ... oh too long.</p>
<p>I am at the end of my allergy tether.&nbsp; Back on monster cough meds, not sleeping well, feeling like I've been run over by a tanker truck - several times.</p>
<p>More ... staring.</p>
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<p>When in doubt, when the soul is troubled or when your body has betrayed you - turn to Mozart.</p>
<p>Instant relief washes over me, like waves.</p>
<p>It might not make me feel physically better, but mentally I am already relaxing.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Stupidity Reigns Supreme</title><category term="Asshats"/><id>http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/24/stupidity-reigns-supreme.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/24/stupidity-reigns-supreme.html"/><author><name>Kris</name></author><published>2012-05-24T13:53:25Z</published><updated>2012-05-24T13:53:25Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Being an asthmatic who has had several asthma attacks I know how frightening the feeling is.&nbsp; Your entire body nearly seizes with panic; you can't swallow because you can't breathe.</p>
<p>Like a herd of elephants is sitting on your chest and adding more beasts with each passing second.&nbsp; It's like you've taken a deep breath and are now trying to breathe thru a blocked straw.</p>
<p>The human desire to breathe is one of our strongest reflexes and when your own body betrays that reflex, the terror that ensues consumes you.</p>
<p>The only thing that will rescue you is your inhaler; go too long without it and you will pass out and your brain will immediately begin being deprived of oxygen.&nbsp; Death ... follows pretty quickly.</p>
<p>Which are the thoughts that went thru the mind of Michael Rudi, a 17 year old high school senior in Deltona, FL ... when <a title="http://www.bustedinacadiana.com/2012/05/school-nurse-refuses-to-give-inhaler-to-student-having-asthma-attack/" href="http://www.bustedinacadiana.com/2012/05/school-nurse-refuses-to-give-inhaler-to-student-having-asthma-attack/" target="_blank">the school nurse refused to give him the rescue inhaler</a> that he desperately needed:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><em>In order for students to carry their prescribed drugs with them in school, parents must sign a medical release form each year. The school had no such form for Michael to have his inhaler at </em><em>school. Michael&rsquo;s mother says that even so, her son has been at the school for years and they have a record of her son&rsquo;s asthma.</em></p>
</blockquote>
<p>While it may be true that the mother bears some responsibility for not ensuring that the all-important medical record was up-to-date with signatures...</p>
<p>...the nurse is a monster.</p>
<blockquote>
<p><em>Sue Rudi got a call from her son&rsquo;s school letting her know that her son was having trouble breathing. When she arrived and was taken back to the nurse&rsquo;s office</em><em>, they found her son, Michael Rudi, on the floor.</em></p>
<p><em>&ldquo;As soon as we opened up the door, we saw my son collapsing against the wall on the floor of the <strong>nurse&rsquo;s office while she was standing in the window of the locked </strong></em><em><strong>door looking down at my son</strong>, who was in full-blown asthma attack,&rdquo; Rudi said. [<strong>emphasis mine</strong>]</em></p>
</blockquote>
<p>This chilled me to the marrow.&nbsp; A nurse is supposed to be there - particularly in a school environment - to ensure the safety and well-being of the students.</p>
<p>Bad enough she refused to give Michael Rudi his inhaler - but to lock the boy inside the office while he was in a full-blown asthma attack shows a depraved indifference to human suffering.&nbsp; He indicated that when his eyes started closing, he assumed he was going to die.</p>
<p>That's not teenage melodrama; that was real fear that he <em>never had to experience</em>.</p>
<p>For this incident she should be fired and have her State of Florida nursing license revoked - permanently.</p>
<p>Which brings us to what could be the worst part of this horror story.&nbsp; The Volusia County School Board is supporting the nurse's actions.</p>
<p>So they would be totally OK with the death of one of their students - while their nurse watched - all because some stupid piece of paperwork was not up-to-date, despite the fact that they had years of similar paperwork already on file for Michael Rudi.</p>
<p>As Sue Rudi pointed out so eloquently:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><em>&ldquo;I mean its common sense if I saw an animal on the street in distress I would probably stop to help, why wouldn&rsquo;t she help a child,&rdquo;</em></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Which is a damn good question.&nbsp; No form signed? OK.&nbsp; Call 911 for god's sake.&nbsp; Don't stand there like a worthless pile of shit - <strong>DO. YOUR. JOB</strong>.&nbsp; If you don't feel like you have the fortitude to defend your actions to your superiors in saving the life of a student by giving him the medication he needs, call 911.</p>
<p>That's what it's there for and schools get priority service.</p>
<p>I have written a very strongly worded e-mail to the Volusia County School Board.&nbsp; For your convenience I have provided names and e-mail addresses below, if you feel properly motivated:</p>
<ul>
<li>Dr. Al Williams, Chairman Volusia County Schools: <a href="mailto:acwillia@volusia.k12.fl.us">acwillia@volusia.k12.fl.us</a></li>
<li>Judy Conten, Vice Chairman Volusia County Schools: <a href="mailto:jconte@volusia.k12.fl.us">jconte@volusia.k12.fl.us</a></li>
</ul>
<p>I attempted to find the appropriate channel with the Florida Department of Health to file a complaint about the&nbsp;nurse.&nbsp;&nbsp;As you would expect their process is onerous and in fact can't be done without the medical records&nbsp;related to the incident.&nbsp; So&nbsp;much as I'd like to rake this nurse over some very hot coals in her state - their process prohibits it.&nbsp; Surprise, surprise.</p>
<p>The nurse should be fired and never allowed to treat patients ever again.&nbsp; The members of the School Board should be forced to watch a video that depicts what it's like to suffer an asthma attack.&nbsp; Or better yet, they should go thru a medical simulation that mimics the experience - personally.</p>
<p>Assholes.</p>
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<p>Each and every one of them.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Go Home</title><category term="Asshats"/><category term="P.BO"/><id>http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/23/go-home.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/23/go-home.html"/><author><name>Kris</name></author><published>2012-05-23T13:21:31Z</published><updated>2012-05-23T13:21:31Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Just who is out of touch with what is going on in this country?</p>
<p><a title="http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/05/21/obama_i_stayed_at_a_hotel_rather_than_my_house_helping_chicago_economy.html" href="http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/05/21/obama_i_stayed_at_a_hotel_rather_than_my_house_helping_chicago_economy.html" target="_blank">I can assure you it's not Mitt Romney</a>.&nbsp; When speaking about the impact of the NATO conference on the commuters of Chicago, Obama had this to say:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><em>... And if it makes those folks feel any better, despite being 15 minutes away from my house, nobody would let me go home. I was thinking I would be able to sleep in my own bed tonight. They said I would cause even worse traffic so I ended up staying at a hotel, which contributes to the Chicago economy," Obama said on Monday afternoon.</em></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Oh poor baby. Had to stay in what was certainly a 5-star hotel with his every need and desire catered to, indeed to the detriment of the other guests.</p>
<p>Because the President of the United States staying at a hotel causes no disruption to the other guests.</p>
<p>No ... Not at all.</p>
<p>Fool.</p>
<p>By all means, <em>Mister</em> President, go home.&nbsp; Go home and stay there.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="thumbnail-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2FGo%20Home.gif%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1337779515856',516,524);"><img src="http://www.noodlingonit.com/storage/thumbnails/6042611-18370381-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1337779517184" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Your Tax Dollars At Work</title><category term="Asshats"/><category term="Politics"/><id>http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/22/your-tax-dollars-at-work.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/22/your-tax-dollars-at-work.html"/><author><name>Kris</name></author><published>2012-05-22T18:09:40Z</published><updated>2012-05-22T18:09:40Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>The 9th Circuit Court is holding its annual conference in August of this year. Why is this bloggable you ask?</p>
<p><a title="http://wizbangblog.com/2012/05/22/the-2012-ninth-circuit-judicial-conference-in-maui-is-serious-business/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Wizbang+%28Wizbang%29" href="http://wizbangblog.com/2012/05/22/the-2012-ninth-circuit-judicial-conference-in-maui-is-serious-business/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Wizbang+%28Wizbang%29" target="_blank">This is why</a>.</p>
<p>Saturday, August 11<br />12:00 p.m. &ndash; Conference Registration desk opens</p>
<p>Sunday, August 12<br />5:30 a.m. &ndash; 11:30 a.m. &ndash; Sport Fishing<br />12:00 p.m. &ndash; Golf Tournament</p>
<p>Monday, August 13<br />9:00 a.m. &ndash; Yoga<br />9:00 a.m. &ndash; Surfing Lessons<br />9:00 a.m. &ndash; Stand-up Paddle Board Lessons<br />12:00 p.m. &ndash; Welcome Luncheon &amp; Book Review for Spouses &amp; Guests<br />2:00 p.m. &ndash; Zumba<br />4:30 p.m. &ndash; Opening Program<br />6:00 p.m. &ndash; No-host Cocktail Reception<br />7:00 p.m. &ndash; Maui Dine Around</p>
<p>Tuesday, August 14<br />9:00 a.m. &ndash; Yoga<br />9:00 a.m. &ndash; Surfing Lessons<br />9:00 a.m. &ndash; Stand-up Paddle Board Lessons<br />1:00 p.m. &ndash; Tennis Tournament<br />2:00 p.m. &ndash; Floral Design Workshop (includes flowers &amp; supplies)<br />7:00 p.m. &ndash; District Dinners</p>
<p>Wednesday, August 15<br />9:00 a.m. &ndash; Yoga<br />9:00 a.m. &ndash; Surfing Lessons<br />9:00 a.m. &ndash; Stand-up Paddle Board Lessons<br />9:00 a.m. &ndash; 4:00 p.m. &ndash; Day Trip and Tour of Upcountry <strong>Maui</strong><br />11:00 a.m. &ndash; 3:00 p.m. &ndash; Gemini Catamaran Snorkel Trip (includes gear &amp; lunch)<br />2:45 p.m. &ndash; A special treat! Ice Cream Social<br />6:00 p.m. &ndash; The <strong>Aloha</strong> Experience</p>
<p>Thursday, August 16<br />9:00 a.m. &ndash; Yoga<br />9:00 a.m. &ndash; Stand-up Paddle Board Lessons</p>
<p>Note the bolded words - they give you the clue to where this conference is being held.</p>
<p>Hawaii.</p>
<p>The 9th Circuit Court is located in - California.&nbsp; But we'll get back to that.</p>
<p>When called on the carpet for this egregious level of spending, the Court responded thusly:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><em>The conference is authorized by law &ldquo;for the purpose of considering the business of the courts and advising means of improving the administration of justice within the circuit.&rdquo; [&sect; 28 U.S.C. Sec. 333] The conference fully adheres to these goals, providing an exceptional educational program and the opportunity to conduct numerous business meetings that further circuit governance. Judges and other attendees take seriously their obligation to participate fully in the conference. Costs for lodging and air travel to attend the conference are comparative to those found at mainland venues. Any sporting and recreational activities are paid for by individuals and are not reimbursable.</em></p>
</blockquote>
<p>I have no problem with a large conference being held at a desireable location.&nbsp; I do have to wonder, however, at those opportunities to conduct numerous business meetings when you look at the activities itinerary above.&nbsp; I'd like to see the companion business agenda because I'm betting that there are far fewer actual business hours planned that one would expect from a 4-day conference.</p>
<p>And to the location - really, costs to go to Hawaii - even from California - are comparable to going to Seattle or San Diego or even Las Vegas?</p>
<p>They are cozying up at the <a title="http://maui.hyatt.com/hyatt/hotels-maui/index.jsp?src=agn_smg_hr_ppc_google_ss_propertyspecific_oggrm_hyattregencymaui&amp;k_clickid=102cfabf-ea45-a1e9-1b6c-000005c2db6c&amp;hyattprop=yes" href="http://maui.hyatt.com/hyatt/hotels-maui/index.jsp?src=agn_smg_hr_ppc_google_ss_propertyspecific_oggrm_hyattregencymaui&amp;k_clickid=102cfabf-ea45-a1e9-1b6c-000005c2db6c&amp;hyattprop=yes" target="_blank">Hyatt Regency in Maui</a>.&nbsp; According to Expedia this will set you back about $400 per night after taxes and fees are applied.</p>
<p>Yes, that is totally comparable to what is found in San Diego or Seattle where the Grand Hyatt Seattle will charge you $210 per night.</p>
<p>Even in light of the <a title="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/04/us/politics/gsa-las-vegas-trip-is-the-talk-of-washington.html" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/04/us/politics/gsa-las-vegas-trip-is-the-talk-of-washington.html" target="_blank">GSA's scandalous trip to Las Vegas</a>, it would be a better destination than what the taxpayers will shell out to send the 9th Circuit Court to Maui for 4 days.&nbsp; You would think that the 9th Circuit Court would have learned valuable lessons from the public spectacle of the GSA's meltdown and the jobs that were lost as a result.</p>
<p>These people just don't get it.&nbsp; Which is evident in the statement above, excerpted again here:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><em>Any sporting and recreational activities are paid for by individuals and are not reimbursable.</em></p>
</blockquote>
<p>The per diem for these people is in excess of $200; given that meals are likely provided as part of the conference this leaves quite a bit of free money for them to spend.&nbsp; Per diems like these rarely require an accounting of the expense after the conference is over.</p>
<p>These people just don't get it and they make me sick.&nbsp; And you can be sure that the MSM won't cover it and that Obama will call it a distraction.</p>
<p>And yet this&nbsp;<strong>is</strong> about the economy and this kind of frivolous play with taxpayer dollars is starting to cause most of us to chafe a bit - to say the very least.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="thumbnail-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2Fboondoggle.jpg%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1337711130543',192,400);"><img src="http://www.noodlingonit.com/storage/thumbnails/6042611-18355948-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1337711131809" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>An Era I Remember Well</title><category term="News"/><id>http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/21/an-era-i-remember-well.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/21/an-era-i-remember-well.html"/><author><name>Kris</name></author><published>2012-05-21T22:37:53Z</published><updated>2012-05-21T22:37:53Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>They definitely weren't everyone's taste. Yet they did define a genre of music that, unfairly IMO, pigeon-holed them for the next 40 years.</p>
<p>The Bee Gees.</p>
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<p>Of all there disco-related hits, this one is my favorite. Sweet love song, gorgeous harmonies and it does stand the test of time.&nbsp; Nothing more than a beautiful slow-dance is appropriate here. No Hustle, no Bump, nothing for Saturday Night Fever.</p>
<p>People forget that they were incredibly successful before the disco explosion.</p>
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<p>Again - beautiful song, lush harmonies, simple music.</p>
<p>And it's all gone now. Robin Gibb died yesterday at the age of 62; his fraternal twin Maurice died in 2008 at the age of 59.&nbsp; And while the Bee Gees formally retired after Maurice's death there was always still 2 of them.</p>
<p>Now there is just one. The eldest to boot - Barry Gibb must be beyond sadness.</p>
<p>RIP Robin Gibb; you join your brothers Maurice and Andy making beautiful music for the angels.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Sunday Verse</title><category term="Sunday Verse"/><id>http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/20/sunday-verse.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/20/sunday-verse.html"/><author><name>Kris</name></author><published>2012-05-20T15:22:51Z</published><updated>2012-05-20T15:22:51Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="thumbnail-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2F579552_3637352544713_1601225021_2759078_5760810_n.jpg%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1337527422817',960,960);"><img src="http://www.noodlingonit.com/storage/thumbnails/6042611-18295492-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1337527426019" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>The Weekly Muse</title><category term="Weekly Muse"/><id>http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/19/the-weekly-muse.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/19/the-weekly-muse.html"/><author><name>Kris</name></author><published>2012-05-19T19:07:24Z</published><updated>2012-05-19T19:07:24Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>It's been a busy morning today, carrying over into the afternoon.&nbsp; And there is no rest for the weary as we head back out in a couple of hours for yet more stuff to do.</p>
<p>This morning it was off early to go to a Confirmation Mass at the Diocese Cathedral of St. Patrick - the son of friends of ours from church was confirmed today and we were invited to attend.</p>
<p>It was - beautiful.&nbsp; Nearly 100 young people confirmed in their faith, ready to take the next steps on their way to adulthood.&nbsp; To see them and their sponsors each receive a blessing from the Bishop, to be part of this incredible journey with them - it was an enormous privilege to be there.</p>
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<p>After the Mass, we were included in the festivities at the parents' home - right here in our town.&nbsp; It is amazing to us how much our world has opened and expanded since returning to church and choosing Church of the Holy Family.&nbsp; The people we spent time with today have lived one mile from us for over 10 years - and we never met them until last year.&nbsp; We could say the same for countless other people we've met and now call friends, all who go to church with us.</p>
<p>Our lives are so full of blessings because we finally heard God calling to us from this beautiful country church. Today, as with most days lately, I am overwhelmed by the grace in our lives.</p>
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<p>Just when I think my heart has broken anew - we go to Mass with friends and I am restored once again.&nbsp; The ebb and flow of life has really turned me over and over in the past few years and yet ... I endure in spite of the pain and because of it.</p>
<p>Strange dichotomy for sure.&nbsp; And while it has been strange indeed...I am happy for it.</p>
<p>I am - alive.&nbsp; Filled with the Holy Spirit and with the knowledge that God loves me - for me.</p>
<p>There is so much power in that phrase - power that ensures me that I am in fact worthy of God's love, even at my lowest points when I feel unworthy to even breathe the air.</p>
<p>It's all blessing, all of it.</p>
<p>Tonite there will be more ... we head off to our favorite restaurant for a relaxed dinner, just the 2 of us; then we go to our favorite regional theater for a night of Shakespeare - The Tempest.</p>
<p>We need this night out, although timing is bad all around.&nbsp; I've had laryngitis for a week now and it's not getting any better.&nbsp; Allergy-related unfortunately so there isn't much that can be done except - rest.</p>
<p>And I'm not getting much of that right now.&nbsp; And you know what - it's OK.&nbsp; I'm with my loving husband, spending time with new friends, being pampered at our favorite places and in general feeling content and at peace.</p>
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<p><em>When friends betray us<br /> When darkness seems to win<br /> We know that pain reminds this heart<br /> That this is not, this is not our home<br /> It's not our home<br /><br /> 'Cause what if Your blessings come through raindrops</em> <em><br /> What if Your healing comes through tears<br /> And what if a thousand sleepless nights<br /> Are what it takes to know You&rsquo;re near<br /> What if my greatest disappointments<br /> Or the aching of this life<br /> Is the revealing of a greater thirst this world can&rsquo;t satisfy<br /> And what if trials of this life<br /> The rain, the storms, the hardest nights<br /> Are Your mercies in disguise</em></p>
<p>Blessings. It's all about blessings.&nbsp; Recognizing them in the midst of pain and heartache - when you see that, those are the very sweetest ones of all.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Just a Number</title><category term="Pondering"/><id>http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/18/just-a-number.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/18/just-a-number.html"/><author><name>Kris</name></author><published>2012-05-18T12:37:28Z</published><updated>2012-05-18T12:37:28Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>I believe I have reached a <em>certain</em> age and outlook.&nbsp;</p>
<p>That time in your life when you realize that you are saying things that your parents said - and you mean them.&nbsp; When you you tune into a nostalgia radio station you become increasingly aware that the "classics" they are playing were things you listened to when said songs were first released.&nbsp; When members of your favorite bands as a teenager start ... dying.</p>
<p><span class="thumbnail-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2Fyoung_vs_old.jpg%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1337346564972',364,790);"><img src="http://www.noodlingonit.com/storage/thumbnails/6042611-18269404-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1337346566378" alt="" /></a></span></span>When you get on the elevator at work and one of the people getting on with you looks like a refugee from junior high school.</p>
<p>Then you realize that she is, in fact, a college intern working at the fortune 100 for the summer.&nbsp; Making her at least 19 years old.&nbsp; Which makes me 30 years older than her.</p>
<p>30. Years. Older.</p>
<p>I know age is just a number and frankly I neither feel nor look my age but the fact is I will be turning 49 in 2 weeks.</p>
<p>My 40s have been great - truly&nbsp;some of the best years of my life to date. And I expect nothing less as I enter my 50s next year.&nbsp; Life is good, I'm healthy (thanks be to God), I have&nbsp;great friends and the love of The Oracle's family.&nbsp; I live a blessed and grace-filled existence.</p>
<p>And I'm still&nbsp;30 years older than the summer interns that are starting to&nbsp;show up at work.&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Pathetic</title><category term="Asshats"/><category term="P.BO"/><category term="Politics"/><id>http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/15/pathetic.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.noodlingonit.com/journal/2012/5/15/pathetic.html"/><author><name>Kris</name></author><published>2012-05-15T18:57:14Z</published><updated>2012-05-15T18:57:14Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>In the dictionary there needs to be a picture of Obama next to the words <a title="http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2012/05/15/obama-drops-his-name-into-presidential-biographies/" href="http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2012/05/15/obama-drops-his-name-into-presidential-biographies/" target="_blank">Pathetic and Narcissist</a>:</p>
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<p>The Heritage Foundation&rsquo;s Rory Cooper tweeted that Obama had casually dropped his own name into Ronald Reagan&rsquo;s official biography on <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/">www.whitehouse.gov</a>, claiming credit for taking up the mantle of Reagan&rsquo;s tax reform advocacy with his &ldquo;Buffett Rule&rdquo; gimmick.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Don't you wish this was a bit of fun Onion News? Something to make you stop, read and then chuckle at the cleverness of the author?</p>
<p>I know I do.&nbsp; And we'd all be wrong.</p>
<blockquote>
<p>On Feb. 22, 1924 Calvin Coolidge became the first president to make a public radio address to the American people. President Coolidge later helped create the Federal Radio Commission, which has now evolved to become the Federal Communications Commission (FCC). President Obama became the first president to hold virtual gatherings and town halls using <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2011/04/18/president-obama-invites-you-his-facebook-town-hall">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://www.facebook.com/WhiteHouse">Facebook</a>, <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2011/09/26/president-obamas-town-hall-linkedin-we-are-thing-together">Google+</a>, <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2011/09/20/president-obama-participate-linkedin-town-hall-mountain-view-california-">LinkedIn</a>, etc.</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>On August 14, 1935, President Roosevelt signed the Social Security Act. Today the Obama administration continues to <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/issues/seniors-and-social-security">protect seniors and ensure Social Security</a>&nbsp;will be there for <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2011/03/07/social-security-101-it-s-there-you">future generations</a>.</p>
<p>In a June 28, 1985 speech Reagan called for a fairer tax code, one where a multi-millionaire did not have a lower tax rate than his secretary. Today, President Obama is calling for the same with the <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/economy/buffett-rule">Buffett Rule</a>.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Every president for the past 90 years has had an amendment added to&nbsp;their list of accomplishments while president.</p>
<p>It is pathetic.</p>
<p>It is sad.</p>
<p>And at the heart of it, there is truth.</p>
<p>For Obama hasn't accomplished anything positive in nearly 4 years in office so he has to co-opt the achievements of men far greater than he can ever hope to be.</p>
<p>One can only hope that the first thing Mitt Romney's team will do when they move into the White House will be to scrub this shit out.</p>
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